By Jennifer & Christine, Beauty in Real Life

 

Over at Beauty in Real Life, we like to keep things simple and fun. Our goal is to make the other laugh, but not to the point where is causes wrinkles – that would be wrong and cruel.

 

In keeping with that spirit, we thought we should let you in on a little secret. Everyone is talking about how to look younger; no one is letting us know how to look older. So, we have thoughtfully delved into years of research…or a couple lunch dates at Starbucks… to bring you what we think are the top ten tips on how to age yourself a good ten years and a couple of products that can actually keep you looking great. Enjoy….

 

Soak up the sun. Just head out to the nearest backyard, tanning bed, or beach, and bask in those glorious rays. Don’t use sunscreen either. In fact, grab some baby oil and iodine and smear it all over. So what if you are increasing the risk of skin cancer and your skin becomes leathery…just tell everyone that it’s the new look. And those stares you’re getting? Stares of envy honey, stares of envy. Try a great sun block instead… Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunblock is fantastic for protecting you from the sun’s harsh rays.

 

 

Pile on the makeup. Really. We mean it. Just smear that heavy base all over. Make sure that you get it into every crevice and crease of your face. How about topping it off with a nice heaping dollop of powder all over? Not only will it stay on all day, it’ll also allow those fine lines to be proudly on display.

 

Party like it’s 1999…again. So what if you have to get up early during the week? Relive your old college nights and p-a-r-t-y! Just make sure that you get in real early in the morning and get up only 3 hours later. To be safe, you should do this every night during the work week. Hey, you only live once. For the occasional late night…try iQ Derma Restore Eyes.

 

 

Eat like a frat guy. Think pizza for breakfast and Cheetos for lunch. Vegetables and Fruit? Nah…who needs those. Oh, and make sure to wash it all down with tons of sugary sodas…never water.

 

Do not change one itty-bitty hair of your outdated hairstyle. Mullets and beehives are actually quite attractive on some people. And as for hair color, be sure to pick a color that really washes you out.

 

Never moisturize your skin. Ever. No matter how parched you skin looks and feels, just keep right on ignoring it. Maybe you could try Clinique Moisture Surge instead?

 

 

Head into the latest store and buy the tightest things you can find. The shorter and more constricting the better. In fact, just go shopping in a clothing store with merchandise geared towards 5^th graders…you will be the hippest 35 year old out there.

 

 

When going cosmetics shopping remember this word…sparkle! The more sparkle-y the better! Think disco ball. Be sure to add plenty of sparkle and glitter to all areas of your face at once. You are guaranteed to shine like the top of the Chrysler Building! For a more natural glow, try a bronzer. One of our faves is Bobbi Brown All Over Bronzing Gel with SPF 15.

 

 

Whatever you do, do not exercise. Ever! You can dress up and hang out at the gym, but never exercise. Not even for at least 30 minutes a day. Who cares if it helps to increase circulation, blood flow, and might actually help you live longer? Who cares if it increases endorphins and makes you feel and look better all over…you get enough of a workout sitting up in bed and reaching for the remote at night.

 

Don’t quit smoking.

We bring you all of these tips with our tongue firmly implanted in cheek. In all reality, by taking care of your health, eating and drinking what’s right, using proper sunscreens daily, exercising, and having a less-is-more approach to cosmetics, is the best way to look younger than your years.

 

As for the mullet…well, you’re on your own there.

 

For great daily tips on skincare and beauty, just check out any of the amazing beauty blogs from The Beauty Blog Network. Remember though; before you follow this or any other advice, always be sure to see your doctor first.

 

 

BIO: Jennifer and Christine are the co-editors of the blog Beauty in Real Life. They happily reside in the Virginia suburbs, with their families. In addition to being bloggers, they are both stay-at-home moms and best friends.

 

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